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Thursday, March 30, 2006
Ok, I'm not going to talk about dan's "sour" popcorn. Oops, did i just say it? Ok, since i've already said it, might as well... haha
Del: Hey, my popcorn's flavor is sweet. What's yours?
Dan: Sour (stops and think for a moment...)
Us: Rolls eyes, stares...
Dan: Sweet and sour mah...
Ok, it's probably not very accurate but ya, that just one of the many ingenious things coming from dan. Haha, sorry dude, somehow, you seem to be the most "interesting" person to talk about.
ANYWAY, i was reading April's issue of LIME magazine and they were running an article about showbiz being invaded by some stupid girls... Here are some dumbest things that some celebs say:
"Smoking kills. If your're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - None too bright Brooke Shields states the obvious.
"I've been noticing gravity since i was very young." - Um... good for you, Cameron Diaz.
"I don't diet. I just dont eat as much as I'd like to." - Thanks, Linda Evangelista. That was like, so insightful.
"I used to do drugs, but don't tell anyone or it will ruin my image." - It must be hard for Courtney Love to be this blonde.
And i found these online when i was.. bored...Twenty-three is old. It’s almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties.” - Jessica Simpson
Oh, that was so so insightful.. and mid-twenties is like almost thirty... and thirty is like so close to thirty-five which is, well, nearing forty... ok.. dumm..“Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country.” - Ian Rush
“I love kids. I was a kid once, myself.” - Tom Cruise
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” - Christina Aguilera
“I think the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” - Alicia Silverstone
“The idea that marriage has to be for all time - that I don’t understand.” - Brad Pitt
Duh! Ok, I realised i shouldn't comment too much on these, as much as i would love to... the last thing i would like to have is a lawsuit smack in my face for slandering.
